one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
I cant wait until this generation is running for public office
Theres going to be so much shit
Old facebook updates and twitter updates
A million dick pictures
"Senator, according to records pulled up from your old tumblr account you used to identify as a trans-ethnic asian otherkin demiromantic. What do you have to say about this?"
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last oreo
In which the Duke kind of misses the point about Roman Catholicism and pulls the early-nineteenth-century equivalent of ‘I don’t mean to sound racist, but…’. He did right in the end, though, so props I guess.
5 March 1825, The Journal of Mrs Arbuthnot, Vol. I
moment of silence for all the people with vaginas who lived in a state of perpetual sexual frustration for centuries because nobody bothered to learn what a clitoris was
18th century smut and sex manuals tended to be pretty up to snuff with regards to the clitoris. It wasn’t until the extreme policing of female sexuality and female pleasure in the later 19th century that the myth that women weren’t supposed to enjoy sex started.
But let’s not pretend either that males in patriarchal societies throughout history have not fallen back on their privilege to get away with laziness or general ignorance.