… whatever occurred at the ceremony, Louise was probably the one making ‘whale noises’ on the wedding night — and very happily too
Augustus Hervey’s Journal, 1752
a+ gentlemanning there Captain Hervey
this is a man you want by your side when the evening takes a turn for the nauseas
what a class-act bro
What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
Such poison. What dagger. Very dead. Wow, end.